Fun with Erotic Words

This post was triggered by a request on facebook for erotic words to fill in a homemade crossword puzzle and clues to go with it. So me, being so helpful and kind, tried to help. And my attempt to “help” morphed into this ridiculousness…

Romance – what gradually fades the longer you’re married

Necking – what teenagers do in parked cars

Pregnancy test – what you buy after doing #1 across (necking)

A ring – what you demand after #3 down (pregnancy test)

Dry humping – sometimes better than intercourse

Vibrator – your best friend during NFL season

Electric toothbrush – can be used in a pinch when #5 down (vibrator) is broken

Shame – what you feel when husband catches you with #4 across (electric toothbrush)

Hairdryer – what you throw when husband accuses you of depriving him

Jail time – what the judge orders for assault with #2 across (hairdryer)

Fantasy – everything your life isn’t

Lights off – how you do it after age 30

Blindfold – what you wear to stay in #7 down (fantasy)

Strap-on – what you’d like to tell your husband to wear when he whines about doing the dishes

Right hand – the only thing men need to have a good time

Menage – inviting your husband to play with your vibrator.

Alcohol – turns your average man into a porn star

Porn star – makes you need alcohol to screw your husband

Husband – never as good as your vibrator

So…wanna join in the craziness? Whatcha got? An erotic word then a clue to go with it.

Sunshine Blog Award – 10 Zany Questions

I was nominated by the lovely Casey Wyatt for a Sunshine Blog Award! Yay for a free blog topic! So here are the rules:

1. Include the award logos in your post or in your blog

2. Answer 10 questions about yourself. I just made up my own. You can use mine or make up your own.
3. Nominate 10-12 other wonderful bloggers
4. Let the other nominees know they are nominated and include links to their blog
5. Link the person who nominated you
So here are my 10 zany questions!
1.   What weapon would you choose in a zombie apocalypse?
The Terminator.
2.   Vampires or werewolves?
Um…one of each.
3.   What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
Got lost in Germany without a passport. Oh, and I wasn’t supposed to be in Germany. I was supposed to be in Holland.
4.   Who’s your favorite actor?
Johnny Depp hands down.
5.   Heels, sneakers, flip flops, or clogs?
Flip flops.
6.   What’s your dream vacation?
Lord of the Rings tour in New Zealand. Yes, I’m a nerd.
7.   Who would you pick to be lost on a desert island with?
The Terminator. No, wait. Johnny Depp. (Sorry best friend and husband, but come on…it’s Johnny Depp!)
8.   What animal best describes you?
Dolphin. Because it’s playful.
9.   What’s your secret talent?
I can play the cello.
10 What’s your favorite quote from a book?
“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren’t really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.” – Iron Kissed by Patricia Briggs
I tag: Carrie Ann Ryan – paranormal romance author on fire!
 Laurielu – book reviewer with a way with words that always makes me smile
 Brenda Dyer – a lovely person and paranormal romance author
Cari Silverwood – writer of kick-ass zombie killers and delicious rough sex
Fictional Candy – fun blogger and my favorite commenter
Delphina Reads Too Much – sweet person with an adorable book review blog
Alexia’s Chronicles – my favorite fan and book reviewer
Casea Major – multi-genre author and beta reader extraordinaire
Heather Webb  – awesome blogger, writer, and a friend I know in flesh and blood!
Gratuitous picture of Johnny Depp